Short Stories
“The Elevator Girl,” LampLight Magazine.
“Search Party,” SmokeLong Quarterly
“At This Late Hour,” Masters Review
“The Nightmares of Jennifer Aiken, Age 29,” Chicago Quarterly Review
“The Attic,” New South
“Four Houses Down,” Harpur Palate
Humor
The Pre-Apocalyptic Novels We All Need Right Now, The New Yorker
10 True Facts About the War on Christmas, Weekly Humorist
Running is My Therapy and My Nutritionist is Kale, The New Yorker
I’m Really Good at Escape Rooms; Step Aside While I Solve This Murder, Weekly Humorist
Some Notes on Stephen King’s First Attempt at Writing Copy for L.L. Bean, The New Yorker
The (Christmas) Bells, The Establishment
Ten Groundbreaking Queer Disney Moments You Might Have Missed, The Belladonna Comedy
Every Possible Reason My Cat is Hissing at My Closet, The Belladonna Comedy
Possible Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Collonade Christmas Decorations, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Reasons Your City is the Greatest City in the Known Universe, The New Yorker
Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity from Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
The Road (Has Not Been Plowed for Thirty-Six Hours), McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Adopt a Cat!, The New Yorker
Essays and Reviews:
In Memoriam: On Cemeteries and the Memory of Ordinary Lives, Catapult
Beyond, Sonora Review
At the Corner of the Real and Imagined: On Literary Geography, The Toast
Review of Tessa Mellas’ Lungs Full of Noise, The Journal
Review of Yoko Ogawa’s Revenge: Eleven Dark Tales,The Journal.
