Flotsam,” Pithead Chapel

A Queer Girl’s Guide to Reading Fairy Tales,” Cincinnati Review miCRo series

My Great Grandmother’s Ghost Welcomes My Ghost Into the World of the Dead,Sonora Review

Warnings,” The Normal School

The Elevator Girl,” LampLight Magazine

Search Party,” SmokeLong Quarterly

At This Late Hour,” Masters Review

“The Nightmares of Jennifer Aiken, Age 29,” Chicago Quarterly Review

“The Attic,” New South

“Four Houses Down,” Harpur Palate


Your City is the Most Livable in America, Until We Publish this Article About it, The New Yorker

The Average Contestant on British Baking Shows vs. the Average Contestant on American Cooking Shows, The New Yorker

Who’s the Man in a Lesbian Relationship? A Guide for Curious Straight People, The Rumpus

If You’re as Obsessed with Wordle as We Are, Give These Spin-Offs a Try, Electric Literature

Thank You for Inviting Me to Your Superbowl Party, But Why Is This Nothing Like Friday Night Lights?, Weekly Humorist

Other TV Networks Follow Fox’s Lead and Debut their own Weather Channels, Weekly Humorist

A Father’s Day Gift Guide for Dads who are Men who Like Man Things, Weekly Humorist

I am Definitely Not Friending You on Facebook Just to Sell You Skincare Products, Weekly Humorist

Kafka Narrates My Online Teaching Experience (cowritten with Breanne Lucy), The New Yorker

Math Problems for Fall, 2020, The New Yorker

Miskatonic University Class Notes, Weekly Humorist

The Pre-Apocalyptic Novels We All Need Right Now, The New Yorker

10 True Facts About the War on Christmas, Weekly Humorist

Running is My Therapy and My Nutritionist is Kale, The New Yorker

I’m Really Good at Escape Rooms; Step Aside While I Solve This Murder, Weekly Humorist

Some Notes on Stephen King’s First Attempt at Writing Copy for L.L. BeanThe New Yorker

The (Christmas) Bells, The Establishment

Ten Groundbreaking Queer Disney Moments You Might Have MissedThe Belladonna Comedy

Every Possible Reason My Cat is Hissing at My ClosetThe Belladonna Comedy

Possible Soundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Collonade Christmas Decorations, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Reasons Your City is the Greatest City in the Known UniverseThe New Yorker

Ways to Keep the Teeming Hordes of Humanity from Stealing Your Valuables at the Beach, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

The Road (Has Not Been Plowed for Thirty-Six Hours)McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Adopt a Cat!The New Yorker

Essays and Reviews:

Review of Adam McOmber’s Fantasy Kit, Strange Horizons

A Catalog of Forgotten Joys, The Maine Review

After Hours, River Teeth‘s “Beautiful Things” column

In Memoriam: On Cemeteries and the Memory of Ordinary LivesCatapult

Beyond, Sonora Review

At the Corner of the Real and the Imagined: On Literary GeographyThe Toast

Review of Tessa Mellas’ Lungs Full of NoiseThe Journal

Review of Yoko Ogawa’s Revenge: Eleven Dark Tales,The Journal

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